A well needed laugh!

Romney and Obama go on a fishing trip

The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call.
Neither Mitt Romney nor Barack Obama had enough votes to win. There was
much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but it was
decided that there should be an ice-fishing contest between the two
candidates to determine the winner. A week-long ice-fishing competition
seemed to be a sportsmanlike way to settle things, and the candidate
that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest
would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota. There
were to be no observers present, and both men were to be
sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with
their catch for the day to be counted and verified by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Romney returned to the starting line and
he had 10 fish. Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone
assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he
would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Romney came in with 20 fish and Obama came
in again with none.

That evening, the Democrats got together secretly and said to Obama,
“We think Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun.Tomorrow,
don't even bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is
cheating.”

The next night (after Romney returns with 50 more fish), the Democrats got
together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating and
trying to steal the election.

Obama shook his head in disgust and said, "You're not going to
believe this... Romney is a terrible cheat... he's cutting holes in the ice!!!"